On classic literature
Celery mum: There was a girl, she was a maid I think, and something terrible happened to her? Is it Hound of the Baskervilles?
Celery: Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
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Celery mum: There was a girl, she was a maid I think, and something terrible happened to her? Is it Hound of the Baskervilles?
Celery: Tess of the D'Urbervilles.
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Richard: How much does a house cost around here?
Cez: Ask Thingy.
Richard: James, how much does a house cost around here?
Cez: I meant Rightmove!
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Blaise: "Roadworks in Australia?"
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Me: Remember that time you were telling me about how New Zealand is next to Belgium?
Louise: What? I didn't say that!... It's that one next to Russia, isn't it?
[roomful of laughter]
Louise: Oh, it's beside Greece, isn't it?
[more incredulous laughter]
Louise: Is it in Europe?
Kathryn: [in a "you eejit" tone] Noooooo!
[more]
Louise: ... near Canada?
[most of room falls over]
Louise: So where is it?
Me: It's near Australia.
Louise: Oh right. [pregnant pause] But isn't Australia in Europe?
Me: ... please tell me you're joking?
Louise: ... ... ... ye-e-e-e-s...?Labels: pwned
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