Mystery Quote

Okay, so, I wrote this one down on my phone at a party.

Other than that, I remember very little about it - the circumstances leading to its delivery, who it was about (although I know it was said to a male grad friend, possibly Darrell), or even who said it (but I think it was Baz).

With that out of the way, let me introduce you to a quote that has been living in my "Drafts" folder for the past half-term, and which I can now finally delete from my phone:

"You know I love you, but you're a great big blubbering clitoris."

I thank you.