(update)

I know I haven't posted anything in a long while, and myriads of thanks to Bailey as the main contributor to this blog. I think people apart from myself still read it, at any rate.

One quote from a long time ago (before the summer), and one from this evening:

Blaise: "I'm not that drunk, really. I know that comment about not being able to find my drink sounded drunk but it wasn't, it's just that I looked at my drunk and it wasn't there..."

Congratulations Blaise. My drunk's still in Cambridge.

Ruba, Queen of Analogies and Master of Comparative Adjectives:
"It's like the difference between ... light blue ... and ... slightly lighter blue ..."

Over and out. Peace, all.

Sage advice

"Don't stick your finger up a dog's bottom just because it's interesting."

"Your career is going to come to a horrible end if you end up dead."

- words of wisdom heard in orientation lectures at the Clinical Vet School


(yes, heard from the teaching staff)

Discussing the future of the Catholic clergy.

Han-Ley:
"Well, there shouldn't be any women priests, because they're not as good at child abuse -"
Lauren:
"But what if we gave them strap-ons...?"