First week back, and we've been having a few parties...

Richard: "Come on. Live a woman, or die a man?"
[pause]
"Mmm. Titties."

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Playing the rhyming game in Ring of Fire, where everyone is supposed to rhyme to the first person's chosen word...

Richard:"Mile."
James: "Smile."
Chris: "Pile."
Cez: "Tile."
Han-Ley: "Camel."

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Blaise: "I bought a baguette from our university bakery today, and there was a pebble in it."
James: "Was it stone-baked?"

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Richard: "I think I can sum up this night by, 'Blaise or Joe - which one is more of an idiot?' "
James: "That's harsh."
Bailey: "That's very harsh."
Joe: [tips tin of Quality Street over Richard]

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Blaise's housemate Constantine (sp?) is collecting the phrase "I love you" in different languages:

Constantine: "Who speaks Welsh?"
Chris: "I do, but I can't say 'I love you.' Why would you say that to a Welsh girl?!"

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Han-Ley: "Sexual harassment: it's not a crime, it's a hobby!"
Joe: "And like most hobbies, it's very expensive..."

Better late than never (this post, that is).

BBOC reunion 26/07/08

Richard: "The person in my room before me used to throw digestive biscuits across to Sidney Sussex."
Blaise: "No no Richard, that was us."

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Andrew D: "I learned how to make a shank, on the subject of arse rape and other prison-related matters."

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Cez, on Chris:
"He was talking to her and I was like, 'And who's THAT?' and he said, his cousin. And I said, 'You're Welsh, I still don't trust you.' "

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James O'D: "You can't buy tickets for love nor money... uh, well, obviously you can buy them with money..."

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Listening to a local radio station, James fails more than usual in the "Does James Know This Band?" game...

Chris: "Do you know what this song is?"
James: "Is it Take That?"
Chris: "... They're WOMEN."

Also...

The Quote Book -

bringing you wit, wisdom, innuendo, and multiple feet in mouths since September 2005!

And innuendo.
Did I mention the innuendo?

Happy (slightly belated) 3rd birthday, and 3rd anniversary of the first quote!

Yes, this is something we still tease her about.

After I brought up "is New Zealand that one next to Belgium*?" again, Louise attempts to show us that she can point it out on a map...

Louise: "I do know where it is, look..."

[flips to a map in her schoolbook, studies it for a bit]

"... oh wait, it's not in Europe, is it..."

[puts away the MAP OF EUROPE she was searching through]

[family bang heads on table]

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*Yes, it was actually Luxembourg in the original quote, but for some reason Belgium became the joke.