Welcome to my family - we're very "open"...

The following occurred in a local restaurant...

My dad (to me): No, you're not allowed to touch your mother's chest.
My mum: Oooh, it's all right, touch my chest, just there, don't worry, you've been there before...

I just thought I'd share the images. Guess who?

Stopword says:
Anal-retentive.

"Aaaah! My 'me time' hand!" says:
Indeed - if I ever find a gf, I shall apologise before reaching orgasm, withdraw and fire into a cup so as not to dirty anything.

And for once, a non-medic lecturer!

On a geology fieldtrip to Kimmeridge Bay...

Nick Butterfield: You probably saw the sign saying "no hammering or fossil collecting", but I just payed twenty quid to use the car park, so take as much as you can carry


On a mildly related note, I think we have discovered some long lost relation:


In the word of a Private Eye reader: I think we should be told!

My family are odd.

Me: "...we can talk about Plato..."
Kathryn: "Playdoh?"

Gerard: "We can duel them with saucepans on their heads!" [while placing saucepans helmet-like on the heads of Louise and Kathryn]

Louise: "I didn't mean to stick my knee in her face!"

Kathryn's battle-cry while charging at Louise with a saucepan on her head:
"PLAYYYYDOHHHHHHHHH!!"

Louise: "My foot! My oesophagus!"

Bed?

At 2.30 am, after I said I was going to bed...

Richard: Right I'm off to bed...
Bailey: Yeah, well I'll probably still be here for another 2 hours...
Richard: That's insane - don't you like sunlight???
Bailey: I like sunlight - I just never seem to be able to get up in time...

Trinity Bar.

Sarah: 2 Malibus and Cokes please.
... Malibus, heehee.
Sarah: Malibus?
Sarah: Malibuuuus.
Sarah: Malibuuuus.
Sarah: Malibooze!
Sarah: MaliBOOZE!