The Quote Book

Monday, April 28, 2008

Sage advice on rabbits, etc.

" 'Ooh, I want a fluffy one!'... No you don't. You really. Don't. Want. A fluffy one."

"When you've had a bad day, it can be quite fun to say, 'Your rabbit's got syphilis!' and watch them leap back..."

"Know your enemy. Sorry... know your client."

Sunday, April 27, 2008

'Nuff said.


Richard Manns | "Ha-HA! My OTHER weapon of mass destruction is THE LORD." says:

You will never see "perspicacious" and "cock-ring" in the same conversation again.
Bailey says:
God, I hope not.