Reunion = drunk people = quotes
James: "I came twice in quick succession... [shortly afterwards] Ooh, I'm going again!"
Sarah T: "My cup is as big as my face!"
Han-Ley: "Is she nice?"
Blaise: "Nice... but... a mathmo..."
James:
"This morning, I thought I had swine flu. I had rashers all over my body, I was scratching everywhere, and I had a temperature - I was bacon hot. I rang NHS Direct, but the line was bad, so I just got a load of crackling. They told me to use oinkment."
Sarah T: "My cup is as big as my face!"
Han-Ley: "Is she nice?"
Blaise: "Nice... but... a mathmo..."
James:
"This morning, I thought I had swine flu. I had rashers all over my body, I was scratching everywhere, and I had a temperature - I was bacon hot. I rang NHS Direct, but the line was bad, so I just got a load of crackling. They told me to use oinkment."
posted by Anonymous | 5/11/2009 09:22:00 pm
2 Comments:
Some of those puns are so good, I can't believe James said them, even though I know he really stole them from Liam!
You're just trying to stir up trouble now, aren't you? :p
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