Webcam muppetry.

During a webcam conversation with my family, James is standing behind me, in the shot, with a frisbee on his head. I bring up Facebook fullscreen while the conversation continues.

Andrew: Well done, James. I'm sure they're loving the balancing act.

James: But... they can't see me, because that webpage is in the way...

A reminder for all: just because you can't see them, it doesn't mean they can't see you...

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ETA, at James' request: the critical reaction to the above quote.

Richard Manns BA Hons. (Cantab) | I smell smurfs... says:
And what would the word be like without retards to remind us of our superiority?

Bailey BA Hons. (Cantab) says:
Like the ones who misspell simple words like "world"?

Richard Manns BA Hons. (Cantab) | I smell smurfs... says:
Indeed.

New quotes! Woot!

Dr. Hunt, giving a speech:
"Angela will be retiring from her post as secretary... it's the end of an era..."

[silence as entire room waits for the next bit]

Dr. Hunt's 2-to-3-year-old son:
"I NEED A POO."

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Richard:
"Hmm... I'm good in bed... am I? Oh. Yeah. Duh."

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Chris:
"Yeah, Nicole Cooke went to the same school as me. So did Gavin Henson and fucking Charlotte Church."

James:
"Wow... Where did you go wrong?"

Andrew:
"By not killing them, obviously."