The Quote Book

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Collected quotes from Joe's "I've handed in my dissertation" party...


Joe:
"When the voices talk to you: stabstabstab."

Joe: "Stop trying to stab yourself."
Darrell: "I'm not, I'm just trying to feel..."

Darrell: "The problem isn't with slugs, it's with homelessness in snails."

Chris: "The trouser orthodontist: keeping your trousers up, pulling your teeth down!"

(I may have accredited these wrongly - it was a very good night, after all - if so, let me know and it'll be fixed.)


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Friday, August 10, 2007

Simile time

Overheard describing a senior geologist:

"... and he was there with a big grin on his face, like, like, a heroin addict... erm... who'd been given a big bag of heroin!"