On famous sayings, and the plagiarism thereof

Chris: "As it turns out, Sky [the name of a girl we know] isn't spelt with an 'e'."

Darrell: "That's because no woman is an island."

On foreign languages

Ruth: "I have this rug, it's beige and white and has Chinese writing on it, which probably says, 'I am a twat'."

On practical jokes

James O'D: "My brother's asked me to leave a bunch of flowers outside his girlfriend's door, then he's going to call her and tell her to go outside, and she'll be all surprised."

Darrell: "You could leave anything!"