He really enjoyed it, then...

Joe: Eating that orange was like being sick... backwards.

A Compelling Argument

Steve, after laying out images of the relevant people:

Okay. Are we all agreed that Stephen Seagal, through growing curly hair and then a moustache, would change, via David Hasselhoff, into Tom Selleck?

Vetty quote

Dr. Bainbridge discussing rabbits' peg teeth (the very very small second pair of incisors behind the famous front ones) in our teeth & skulls practical:

Dr. Bainbridge [happy]:
'And behind these big incisors are the tiny peg teeth. You normally become aware of this when you're clipping rabbits' teeth and one flies into your eye... So... now you can say, "Oh look, I've been blinded with a peg tooth." '

James:
'He sounds like he's talking from experience.'

Why, indeed.

Richard:

Why are you so afraid of me when I'm a middle-aged Scottish woman?

The stand-out quote of the night (Saturday). There were 2 other good ones, but no one would write them down and now I've forgotten them.

This will haunt me til the end of time (just as that missing apostrophe will torment James and Andrew, and possibly Richard).