Our lecturers have odd ideas of "fun".

Lecturer #1:

"Hmm, we might think of getting some dead dog heads and having a fun afternoon... have a good laugh and do it all together."
Re: removing eyeballs.

Lecturer #2:

"Have you seen this? Let's watch it anyway; bit of light relief."
Re: video of pigs mating.

Who's that girl?

Chris: "I've been seeing that woman on billboards everywhere at the moment. She looks really familiar."

Cez: "... Keira Knightley?"

Chris: "Oh! Is that who she is!"

[a moment's contemplation]

Chris: "Well, that picture doesn't exactly encourage you to look at her face, does it?"