On alternative uses of electrical devices

Jessica: "I didn't have my iPod, so I couldn't even play Solitaire."

Chris: "Or listen to music."

No, no it doesn't

1 hour in to Night At The Museum 2:

"I don't think this happens in real life."

I couldn't bear to put this one in with the previous post for fear of sullying my mother.

or, Out Of Context Part II

Ruba: "It's no good if you're not covered in something fun and white!"

No, it really isn't.

Cez's mum: "Our beer's really strong in Malaysia, it's 14 percent!"

All his stories end this way

via Facebook chat:

Uncle:
we were watching some old vid today of 1st time you lot came to visit
you were about [11 years old]

Me:
if that

Uncle:
remember oscar the horse

Me:
...no

Uncle:
well he died