The Quote Book

Sunday, December 01, 2013

On circus entertainment

Spending 7 hours making rainbow jelly vodka shots whilst the turducken roasted...

Dr James 'Jimbear' Blundell: How do you think it'll taste?
Dr Dr Richard Manns: (Without missing a beat) Like sucking off a clown.

Afterwards, Dr Blundell tried his first one and immediately coughed/sprayed it over the other 79. This didn't stop their consumption by all.

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On infectivity


Sarah 3 (guest star): "So, how did you get the disease?"
Blaise: "Someone gave me the disease..."

[Re: Blaise's project on how disease spreads through radish crops. But it's more interesting if we don't clarify that.]

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