Baby guinea pigs and their squeeing aptitudes...

Sarah Tang: "It DOESN'T go "Squeee" - it ONLY goes "Squeee" when you run it over with a CEMENT MIXER."

Sarah Donnelly: "I think that you're thinking of the brakes there..."

If you were there, then you already know why this is funny.

Steve the pub quiz announcer:

Imperial... STOOMTROOPERS.

Schwallied, dear? No, I think it was a little more than that...

Blaise: No, if you're good at foreplay, you should get lots of squirting...

[later on]

[James is counting cards]

James: ...4...5...6...7...

Blaise: Ooooh! 7 orgasms!

James: I love to count.

[even later]

[On watching a deep throating contest...]

Blaise: Ramsey, have you done that to Andrew before?

[further still, after trying to deep-throat herself]

Blaise: Oh, and now I have "banana stuff" all over my top...

She was a wee bit squiffy, if truth be told, and James didn't hold back either...

Erm...

Richard: It means I've either given my tutor oral sex and can't remember it, or I'm going to give him oral sex

James: I wonder what it tastes like?

....

A few minutes later...

James: Do you know, Clive Owen has been voted the third sexiest man?

Sarry?

James: Oh, Meg Ryan. That was who I meant when I said Billy Crystal.

[everyone mocks James for his complete lack of gender discrimination]

James: If you want to know, I made that link because they starred together in in the greatest rom-com ever made - [dramatic pause] - "When Hally Met Sarry".

NB James had drunk in excess of [gasp] 1/2 a bottle...