Where in the world is...

Celery colleague #1: "I'm going to Warsaw for a conference."

Celery colleague #2: "That's nice. Is that in the North?"


See other Geography fails here, here and here.

Casual xenophobia

Andrew: "What's the best thing to do in Edinburgh in a single evening?"

HL: "Take the train back down to London."

One-all

On a related subject to the previous post, we were in fact talking about that the other day!

Steph: "How was your holiday in Hungary?"

Cez: "You mean Istanbul? That's in Turkey."

[Everyone laughs at Steph's poor geography.]

Cez: "I know why you thought that, it's the subliminal effect of my Prague mug!"

Bill: "Prague's in the Czech Republic. I think that's one-all!"

Cez: [sulkily] "Well, at least I didn't think that New Zealand was next to Belgium."