Uh...

Han-Ley: "Free nipple piercing?"
Andrew L: "Ah, go on then."

Derry Guest Appearance

Kathleen: I suppose I can't talk about people being cruel to animals.

Me: Why, what do you do?

Kathleen: I tie their legs together.

[brief silence]

Kathleen: [explanatory tone] I have cats.

James the utilitarian

On superheroes:

James: "It would be really crap to have a superpower that you couldn't use to cheat in exams."

Jacking what?

Richard: How's your revision going?
Han-Ley: Badly. I keep looking for naked pictures of Hugh Jackman.


Andrew: Thank you for various creamy goodness.

I don't understand either.

Han-Ley:

"TEA LOSES GAYNESS AFTER TEN MINUTES, DAMMIT!!"

Heard at Vet BBQ

While the girls were discussing how impractical it is to have long hair when involved in farm work...

Lowri: "You'd get something in it and it'd be there all day, smacking you in the face when you have to run anywhere."

Simon: "Isn't that boobs?"

Lowri: "Not hitting there." [taps forehead]

Simon: "Well, not now. Wait 'til you're 70."