Probably a good thing, really.

Richard:
I don't fancy men who look pregnant.

The Ladder

Steve: It's TRUE - women have 2 ladders, men have one and Ed Saperia has a box, labelled "All Things".

Discussing a girl I've never met...

Steve (to James): Isn't she a bit masculine for you?
Richard: Well, so long as she isn't packing a package...
Steve: So long as she's not smuggling bananas...

An old quote I found on a bit of paper in a box when I was unpacking.

Bailey: Well, I have to say that sex is the most important thing in MY life, because without it I wouldn't be here.

James: What do you mean?

Bailey: My PARENTS...?

James: OH. But that's not SEX, that's... making babies.

High IQ runs in my family, y'know.

Gerard: Who wrote that?
Louise: [mumbles what could have been "me" or "mammy"*]
Gerard: Yeah right she did.
Louise: Meh?
Gerard: Wha'?
Louise: Did you say me?
Gerard: No, you said "me".
Louise: Wha'?
Gerard: Mneh?

*Gerard heard it as "mammy", if you didn't pick up on that already.

What?

Bailey says:
yes
James says:
yes
James says:
no
James says:
what?
James says:
omg i've turned into ramsey

Derryberry

Cez [watching video game-style fight]:
Aw, he died! And then he flashed and disappeared!

We do sometimes get guys doing that in Derry. They usually do it before they die, though.

This could be interpreted as some kind of incest.

Celery mum [to Celery boyfriend]: "Aaah! You took my flower!"


We were playing Mahjong, in case you were wondering.

PS. Go see the movie.

Chris, monologuing:

"Snakes on a plane! Aaah!
Snakes on a train! They all stop the train and get off. It's a mini adventure!
Snakes in a Mini. How the hell did they not see them in the first place?!"