Uh...

Richard:

"Oh my God, what gender are my nipples?!"

Vetty guest appearance

During a discussion about how his ravaged burger meal in Wetherspoons was reminiscent of Tokyo after a Godzilla movie...

Greg, poking a tomato:
"That's one of those new-fashioned helicopter blades... and the helicopter itself is evaporated. By X-ray vision... breath."

Cue passing the remaining chips/"fallen skyscrapers" around the table. Apparently the survivors were still in there.

lol predictive text

Celery mum sent Celery a text, as follows:

"Happy Easter. Hope you have a nice day. Go but yourself a nice take away neck."


I don't know about the rest of you vampires, but I prefer my necks to eat in.

Gutter-mind strikes again.

On the topic of "early relationships":

Richard Manns says:
How long does something have to be before it's no longer "early"?

Bailey says:
[shrugs]

Richard Manns says:
OK - :P

Bailey says:
well, I don't know, do I?

Richard Manns says:
And I DO?

Bailey says:
I meant, I don't think there's a specified point.
Bailey says:
One day people just sort of go "oh, been going out for a while now. Huh."
Bailey says:
And then go on with whatever they were doing.

Richard Manns says:
Yes - a slight pause mid-thrust marks the transition...