Bai was not impressed at MSN Backgammon

(Bailey has the opportunity to take out one of my pieces)

Bailey says (22:44):
and let you at 3 others? don't think so... :P
Richard Manns | needs funding. says (22:44):
Awww... I was wondering whether you'd go for it, but you're clearly risk-averse - :D
Bailey says (22:47):
There's a difference between taking a risk and slapping a big neon sign on that says "Buttfuck me once more, mighty Gods of the MSN dice"

On summer holidays...

Talking with Han-Ley about his upcoming trip to Malaysia this summer...

Me: "Bring me back something nice?"
Han-Ley: "...Sarah Tang?"

On road signs

Bill: "Look! It's a man having difficulty with a large umbrella!"

Lunchroom rambling.

Simon:

"Do you think crabs think we walk sideways?"

Yes, James, Yes It Could

At my birthday party...

James: "So, who came first? You or your sister?"

...

[everyone looks at him silently]

"That could have come out better..."

Critical reception of "The Adventures of Mark Twain":

Richard Manns | E-cards - when you care enough to hit "send". says:
"REMEMBER, KIDS, WORSHIPPING SATAN CAN GET MORPH SQUISHED FLAT"


Confused? You will be.