The Quote Book

Sunday, August 08, 2010

On romancing

Cez: "The universe could end tomorrow."

Andrew: "The universe could end tonight."

Richard: "Is that your standard pick-up line, Andrew?"

On pronounciation

Sky: "I could be a barrister, and make James extra strong coffees!"

Everyone else: "..."

Chris: "... a barista?"

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Thursday, August 05, 2010

Possibly Jessica's inaugural entry to the Quote Book

Jessica: "If James were a woman, he would have been knocked up so many times by now... he needs to learn to say no."

Sunday, August 01, 2010

On buying women

Darrell: "I would have gone with Barbies are cheaper than hookers, but now that it comes to it, I'm not entirely sure on the price of either."

An easygoing personality

Blaise: "Yes, that's fine... I've just realised I didn't actually hear what I just agreed to."