Who's that girl?

Chris: "I've been seeing that woman on billboards everywhere at the moment. She looks really familiar."

Cez: "... Keira Knightley?"

Chris: "Oh! Is that who she is!"

[a moment's contemplation]

Chris: "Well, that picture doesn't exactly encourage you to look at her face, does it?"

Vet stuff

Megan: "Fractures are caused by a Mel Gibson deficiency."

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Greg: (on his fast growth as a teenager) "I'm a broiler, what can I say."

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A lecturer attempts to explain the term "dudgeon" to Greg:
Lecturer: "You must have heard of someone being 'in high dudgeon'?"
Greg: "Yeah, I thought it was a place."

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A lecturer discusses foot placing to check a horse's proprioceptive ability:
"Some horses are very laid-back, like drunk people - you can put their legs in whatever position you like."
One wonders what she's done/had done to her under the influence...

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Greg: (on growth again) "I think my body realised I was going to be a proportionate dwarf, so it hit me with enough growth hormone to kill a small cow."

Honour among thieves ... Confidentiality among medics

Ruth: "... this girl, who shall not be named."

Matt: "Who? Who?"

Heard it on the Underground

PA on the Tube: "Please mind the closing doors. This train is about to leave the station. The next southbound train for Brixton will be arriving in I don't know how many minutes."


Either someone was bored with their job, or I ought to cut back on those funny purple pills.