On reputation

During a Part 1B practical, where I was demonstrating for the 2nd group...

Female undergraduate: Excuse me, are you Mr 'Inframammary Angle'?
Richard: Errr...
Female undergraduate: Yes! Alice told me, "You'll never guess who demonstrated last week! Inframammary Angle!"

On spelling it out...

Andrew is implying that I'm possibly veering towards homosexuality...

Andrew: "You like pink, don't you, Richard?"
Richard: "No, not really."
*pause*
Richard: "Well, it depends on what pink we're talking about..."

Everyone sniggers, apart from Blaise looking nonplussed...

A few minutes of increasingly exasperated hinting ensues, before finally...

Bailey: "VAGINAS. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VAGINAS."