Hannah Montana causes geography failure! We must cancel her show to improve our education like such as and build up our future. For our children.

Me: Remember that time you were telling me about how New Zealand is next to Belgium?

Louise: What? I didn't say that!... It's that one next to Russia, isn't it?

[roomful of laughter]

Louise: Oh, it's beside Greece, isn't it?

[more incredulous laughter]

Louise: Is it in Europe?

Kathryn: [in a "you eejit" tone] Noooooo!

[more]

Louise: ... near Canada?

[most of room falls over]

Louise: So where is it?

Me: It's near Australia.

Louise: Oh right. [pregnant pause] But isn't Australia in Europe?

Me: ... please tell me you're joking?

Louise: ... ... ... ye-e-e-e-s...?