A grand exit

"Oh, for fuck's sake!"

--Ana and Nick simultaneously, sweeping from Trinity formal

A vetty guest appearance

"[excited gasp] It's like Cheestrings!!"

-Emma from Sidney Sussex, on seeing a spinal cord during dissection.

And from the Lectures SPEWED FORTH yet more Fun.

We do get some great lecturers at this University.

Lecturer:
I can imagine that if I were to grab your hand in the front row here, and cut three fingers off, the walls would bulge with the screaming.

... he said it so matter-of-factly, too.

Elmo!

Sarah Tang: [rest of conversation]...elbow hitting the wood...
Richard Manns: Elmo?
Michael Wallace: UH-OH. I've just lost the Sesame Street porn game!

Lectures - the Source Of All Fun.

Lecturer: I found this exciting.... but I have a low threshold for excitement.
Richard: His wife must be disappointed.....

Another special guest appearance!

"Oh, for fucking fuck thing... thing."

- TomBooth demonstrates his wide vocabulary, 10% of which is expletives, 13/10/05.

Change is good... apparently...

Andrew the mathmo: "It's good to have a change..."
Richard: "Well, I don't normally go around with spiky balls of steel up my arse, but THAT would be a change..."

[pause for dramatic effect]

Blaise: "It's quite nice during the day..."

Not a quote, for once

Anyone else worried that this seems to be lagging by the wayside just a tiny bit..?

Mystery guest appearance!

"Right, right, I get it, losing virginity to horses, been there, done that."
[pause]
"Um. I don't mean I've lost my virginity to a horse, obviously."

- The relatively squeamish [insert name here on quotee's permission], attempting to stop people talking about accidental hymen breakage due to horse-riding.

Indeed.

Rah, the younger generation, they just don't appreci- I need the toilet.

- Cez perfects her geriatric routine for later life (those fine days when the ADD gets replaced by senile dementia).

More Collected Quotes

"Do you get high on air..?"
- Charlie the medic to Cez, who, for no immediately apparent reason, had been pretending to be a plane.

"If I was a comedian, I'd be like him. Only not from a shithole like Dundrum."
- Steve on Patrick Kielty

"Think of the sweatshops, and the poor Africans slaving over 50 decimal places of pi..."
- Steve bewails the fact that some people only know pi to 3 d.p... oh how we waste our precious resources.

A Collection of Quotes...

"If you buy tablecloths that you don't really need, then you'll start buying all kinds of stuff that you don't really need, and THAT will lead to anarchy!"

- James O'Driscoll



Andrew: We went to see Blaise's bin.
Blaise: We saw Richard's broken switch too.
Richard: And Blaise put her finger in the hole too.

- Enter the HisTENites, 4th October 2005.



Blaise [on Kieran]: Daddy's not coming home, because Daddy's an IMBECILE...



Sarah [on Andrew and his incestuous tendencies]: Awww, Ramsey's jealous.
Nick [comforting Ramsey]: Don't worry, he'll come crawling back when she leaves him...



Sarah: Looks like the kiddies have gone to bed...
Blaise: ...with THEIR FATHER...



Nick: Ramsey, have you been Rohypnoling Blaise again?
Richard: Blaise, remember those mornings when your mouth tasted a little bit more yuck than usual?

Classic Richard...

Steve and his butt-plugs; they're inseparable except with lubricant.

LOZENGE!!!

- Steve

Happyhappyhappy.

Ooh, what happy subjects we all have. Come on, let's hear about your nipples.

- Richard