Obfuscation of Justice
Louise complains about lack of money and (jokingly) how she might have to rob a bank -
Me: "They'd probably have silent alarms."
Louise: "Oh. I could cover myself in talcum powder and tin foil."
Me: "What?!"
Louise: "Aren't those the laser things that you walk through?"
Me: "No, it's a button under the counter that alerts the police."
Louise: "Oh... well, at least when the police show up they won't know what I am."
Me: "They'd probably have silent alarms."
Louise: "Oh. I could cover myself in talcum powder and tin foil."
Me: "What?!"
Louise: "Aren't those the laser things that you walk through?"
Me: "No, it's a button under the counter that alerts the police."
Louise: "Oh... well, at least when the police show up they won't know what I am."
Labels: justice
posted by Bailey | 1/15/2011 12:06:00 pm
1 Comments:
... and if she keeps shaking her head really quickly from side to side, it will blur on the CCTV...
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