Of course, it made sense in context

Blaise, sipping a Czech beer:

"You can almost taste the goat!"

For the record

Han-Ley:
"I lie - I'm full of shit."

Is that a tumour or are you just pleased to see me?

After a long and convoluted pub conversation with many threads...

Han-Ley: "Darrell has cancer?!"

Darrell: "Nah, I always look this way."

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No Darrells were harmed in the making of this quote. Tthey were, however, mildly annoyed.

On famous sayings, and the plagiarism thereof

Chris: "As it turns out, Sky [the name of a girl we know] isn't spelt with an 'e'."

Darrell: "That's because no woman is an island."

On foreign languages

Ruth: "I have this rug, it's beige and white and has Chinese writing on it, which probably says, 'I am a twat'."

On practical jokes

James O'D: "My brother's asked me to leave a bunch of flowers outside his girlfriend's door, then he's going to call her and tell her to go outside, and she'll be all surprised."

Darrell: "You could leave anything!"

Overheard on the train

A builder, to his mate: "We earn twice as much as they earn, but he earns twice as much as we earn, so he's earning THREE TIMES what they earn!"


I wonder if he'd have been even more outraged had he realised the truth.

On bad jokes

Blaise: "The thing that strikes you about Wayne Rooney is his face..."

Chris: "No, the thing that you want to strike about Wayne Rooney is his face..."

[seconds later]

Chris: "I didn't think I'd get that much laughter."