On healthy living

Blaise: "My body is a temple, which I make sacrifices to, like chocolate cake and wine."

Obfuscation of Justice

Louise complains about lack of money and (jokingly) how she might have to rob a bank -

Me: "They'd probably have silent alarms."
Louise: "Oh. I could cover myself in talcum powder and tin foil."
Me: "What?!"
Louise: "Aren't those the laser things that you walk through?"
Me: "No, it's a button under the counter that alerts the police."
Louise: "Oh... well, at least when the police show up they won't know what I am."