More humour

Darrell: "Would that face ever lie?"

Blaise: "No, but it could be wrong sometimes."


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Chris: "A guy walked into the toilets and tried to have a witty repartee with me about the noise of the hand dryer, but I couldn't hear him."

We Went To The Edinburgh Fringe And Now We Think We Are Comedians Too

Chris: "Do they sell The Times here?"

Blaise: "Scotland does have The Times, it's not as backwards as Wales."


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Cez, to Blaise's mum: "Guess what Blaise did this morning, she cracked an egg with her bare hands!"


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Cez: "If I ever did a show at the Fringe, it would just be me ranting about all the things I hate in life."

Blaise: "It's cheaper than a psychiatrist."


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Blaise: "He's a mixture between an arrogant dick and an immature wanker."

Out Of Context

Sky [James Frost's girlfriend]: "I fell asleep while he was doing it!"


Re: James writing his thesis.

A glimpse into my Amazing, Awe-Inspiring, and Thoroughly Wonderful Sense of Humour

Ruth: "Are you alright to carry the fish and chips home?"

Cez: "Sure, I'll cuddle it to keep it warm ... or should I say, I'll CODdle it."

Ruth: [laughs, despite herself]


The above fish pun is dedicated to James O'D. Long may he rain! (Because fish like the rain, see...)