New quotes! Woot!
Dr. Hunt, giving a speech:
"Angela will be retiring from her post as secretary... it's the end of an era..."
[silence as entire room waits for the next bit]
Dr. Hunt's 2-to-3-year-old son:
"I NEED A POO."
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Richard:
"Hmm... I'm good in bed... am I? Oh. Yeah. Duh."
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Chris:
"Yeah, Nicole Cooke went to the same school as me. So did Gavin Henson and fucking Charlotte Church."
James:
"Wow... Where did you go wrong?"
Andrew:
"By not killing them, obviously."
"Angela will be retiring from her post as secretary... it's the end of an era..."
[silence as entire room waits for the next bit]
Dr. Hunt's 2-to-3-year-old son:
"I NEED A POO."
---
Richard:
"Hmm... I'm good in bed... am I? Oh. Yeah. Duh."
---
Chris:
"Yeah, Nicole Cooke went to the same school as me. So did Gavin Henson and fucking Charlotte Church."
James:
"Wow... Where did you go wrong?"
Andrew:
"By not killing them, obviously."
2 Comments:
I remember this story. Nicole Cooke, Gavin Henson, Charlotte Church, Chris and Professor Hughes.... they all went to Wales Comp. I mean, where else would they go, when it's the only school in Wales?
PS. Welsh people - don't get offended please. This is a JOKE. Yeah, I mean you Chris.
Wales Comp. is also the only patch of land in Wales that's a full 5 miles away from any sheep! Apparently it helps them concentrate on schoolwork for some reason.
>:D
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