Heard at Vet BBQ

While the girls were discussing how impractical it is to have long hair when involved in farm work...

Lowri: "You'd get something in it and it'd be there all day, smacking you in the face when you have to run anywhere."

Simon: "Isn't that boobs?"

Lowri: "Not hitting there." [taps forehead]

Simon: "Well, not now. Wait 'til you're 70."