Sarry?

James: Oh, Meg Ryan. That was who I meant when I said Billy Crystal.

[everyone mocks James for his complete lack of gender discrimination]

James: If you want to know, I made that link because they starred together in in the greatest rom-com ever made - [dramatic pause] - "When Hally Met Sarry".

NB James had drunk in excess of [gasp] 1/2 a bottle...