And from the Lectures SPEWED FORTH yet more Fun.
We do get some great lecturers at this University.
Lecturer:
I can imagine that if I were to grab your hand in the front row here, and cut three fingers off, the walls would bulge with the screaming.
... he said it so matter-of-factly, too.
Lecturer:
I can imagine that if I were to grab your hand in the front row here, and cut three fingers off, the walls would bulge with the screaming.
... he said it so matter-of-factly, too.
posted by Cez | 10/25/2005 01:19:00 am
3 Comments:
What the hell was he talking about?
Was this one of the ones I... missed only for a very good reason?
(The reason was SLEEP, people, get your minds out of the gutter)
I believe that the lecturer in question used to work for my uncle in the "forceful extraction of information" business (i.e. computer hacking, of course) and, yes, the lecture was at 9 o' clock.
My mind's been in the gutter so long it's grown little fungal roots and cannot now be budged.
Although to be fair, you probably were sleeping, having been up far too late the previous night.......
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