On classic literature

 

Celery mum: There was a girl, she was a maid I think, and something terrible happened to her? Is it Hound of the Baskervilles?

Celery: Tess of the D'Urbervilles.

Speaking of 2025...

 

Richard: How much does a house cost around here?

Cez: Ask Thingy.

Richard: James, how much does a house cost around here?

Cez: I meant Rightmove!