SCIENCE

*in the lab office, talking about names of plasmids*

Jim: We should name a plasmid pNis (hehehe, penis).

Gemma: This is getting a bit childish; I should go.

Richard: Yes, before it rubs off on you.

Gemma: *walks away*

Gemma: *pauses*

Gemma: *disgusted look*

Pune

Cez: "Homo erectus - I think it's one of the intermediate stages between monkeys and man."

Cez's housemate Will: "The one before that was Homo floppy."