He found his first pair of football boots under the bridge.

After Han-Ley had been told to stop being a troll...

Darrell: I thought trolls were fictional.
James: No, look under the bridges. That's where they live.
Chris: Or playing in the number 10 shirt for England.



(Yes, I know Shrek is an ogre, but the resemblance was too good to ignore.)

On vocabulary

Ruth: "Steph's no good at ... interpersonal thinky describingness!"

Cez: "Unlike you."