James, we never knew (although we suspected...)

Presumably after coming out of his (rather peculiar) closet...

James: Dick is fun! I can say it now! Dick is fun, dick is fun...

It is, you know.

<Deuce> I then became a cynical bastard for a couple of years
<Deuce> decided that I'd start being more trusting again
<Deuce> and then another person who I trusted turned out to be a duck
<Deuce> *dick

<Stopword> lol

<Stopword> best
<Stopword> typo
<Stopword> evar

I think we broke him.

Andrew says:
I'm not clicking another URL from you with penis in it.
Andrew says:
I remember what happened last time.

Quotes from Formal with Richard's parents

Ana Manns: "You don't drink. You don't eat. What do you do?"
Andrew Denner: "Maths."

Ana Manns: "Can I show the girls my son's crotch?"

Ramsey: "He's a great rugby player, he plays for the American golf team."

Quotes from PhilFerret's birthday

Lauren, playing with a Newton's Cradle:
"If I had one of those and a spinning chair I'd fail my degree."

Lauren:
"I could never let go with a bottle like that."

Raccoon:
"This room is like a six-sided die."