Tom Booth on Gay Shakespeare

"Is this that bloody revisionist theory? Everybody's bloody gay according to gay-ers."

Bread & sausages

James, failing to quote the Hovis ad:
"Grandad always used to say... something about Hovis, I dunno, it's... worth... cycling up a fucking big hill for. "


And Richard, after a confusing amount of innuendo about sausages:
"I'm just suggesting I'm a rapist, don't worry."

Overheard outside a lecture

Medic girl to friend who's apparently just joining their discussion:

"Do you think if you drank three pints of Baileys it would kill you?"

I really don't get how a lecture about thyroid hormones could have inspired this one.

I wonder if Richard has thought of this excuse?

Ana discussing medical issues:

"If you're diabetic your feet fall off"

and later...

"You have to eat chocolate to stop your feet falling off"

Another poker night.

Steve: We could play Irish Texas Holdem...

Raccoon: Is that where instead of chips, you use potatoes?