The Christmas Eve Festivities

... namely, Scrabble.


My brother: "Something ending in O ... 'ego' ... 'ago' ... 'afterglow' ... no, wait..."

And later:


My dad: "Come on, dummy!"

My brother: [pouting, in a baby voice] Aw, he's being mean...


This is funnier when you take into account that my brother is 36 years old, and an English teacher.