Guest appearance: Gerard and a nativity statuette

Background:
We have a decorative crib (nativity scene) in our house during the festive season. Unfortunately, the figures are plaster-cast so tend to break easily when 5-year-olds attempt to use them in games. One of the "wise men" figures was decapitated in an interesting fashion which looked a bit like his head was on a hinge:

Gerard:

You know what would sell? "Wise man" talking cookie-jars.

[swings head on hinge to "open" the jar]

#"We three kings/ of Orient are -"#

[closes the jar]

[opens the jar]

[Wise Man voice] "I bring gifts of gold, myrrh - and cookies!"