Brotherly love

I've been meaning to post this one for a while, and many people have heard it in person. My brother and I were playing Worms 2, where teams of worms attempt to blow each other up using grenades, bazookas, and banana bombs. Not to mention flying sheep.


Brother: "If you just use that rope, you can go down on him."
[I think he may have meant 'to'.]


And later:


Brother: "I couldn't decide whether to blow you or blow him, but I decided to blow you."


I'm starting to think my parents should just not have bothered reproducing.