I Apologise Most Sincerely for the title of this post, which is "lol Internet".

From another chat email sent around the BBOC by Richard:

I'm bored. Bailey, get online and entertain me - :P

Naturally, I wouldn't ignore a friend in need, so I signed in to MSN.

Richard Manns says:

[Richard immediately goes offline for ten seconds]

Richard Manns says:

[Richard immediately goes offline again]
[a minute passes]

Richard Manns says:

[Richard immediately goes offline again]

My sympathies are with you at this difficult MSN-less(?) time.