Blatant Pastafarianism
Bailey says:
WWFSMD?
Bailey says:
I'd honestly like to know
Bailey says:
Strike down the heathens with his noodly appendages?
Nickopotamus says:
or drink from the beer volcano
Nickopotamus says:
who knows
Bailey says:
Hmmmm, beer volcano
Nickopotamus says:
what *wouldn't* he do?
Bailey says:
Eat spaghetti
Nickopotamus says:
I think he would
Bailey says:
Or insist that life forms were created by the Intelligent Design process
Nickopotamus says:
he might still do that
Nickopotamus says:
who knows how his noodly appendage will work next?
Nickopotamus says:
not I!
Bailey says:
Hmmm
Bailey says:
he will support ID in order to show IT IS NOT THE WAY
Nickopotamus says:
he *will*?
Nickopotamus says:
Be you a prophet?
Bailey says:
Yea, his ravioli angels came unto my room, and they saieth unto me, "The FSM is mysterious in His ways, yea, and ye shall see Him support the travesty that is Intelligent Design unto its timely end, when all shall be shewn by Him that its reasoning be as clear as a well-made spaghetti sauce."
Nickopotamus says:
with or without meatballs?
Bailey says:
I cannot specify, for they didst not mention meatballs, and of that night the angels did say unto me, "Thou shalt not question Him as to the presence of meatballs. For they be of His making, and shalt be present when He deigns it be so, and such things are not for mortals to know before He grants them the vision of the meatballs."
Nickopotamus says:
what else was in the sauce?
Bailey says:
Tomato purée and mushrooms.
Nick and Sarah discuss theology at twenty past midnight on a Sunday night
WWFSMD?
Bailey says:
I'd honestly like to know
Bailey says:
Strike down the heathens with his noodly appendages?
Nickopotamus says:
or drink from the beer volcano
Nickopotamus says:
who knows
Bailey says:
Hmmmm, beer volcano
Nickopotamus says:
what *wouldn't* he do?
Bailey says:
Eat spaghetti
Nickopotamus says:
I think he would
Bailey says:
Or insist that life forms were created by the Intelligent Design process
Nickopotamus says:
he might still do that
Nickopotamus says:
who knows how his noodly appendage will work next?
Nickopotamus says:
not I!
Bailey says:
Hmmm
Bailey says:
he will support ID in order to show IT IS NOT THE WAY
Nickopotamus says:
he *will*?
Nickopotamus says:
Be you a prophet?
Bailey says:
Yea, his ravioli angels came unto my room, and they saieth unto me, "The FSM is mysterious in His ways, yea, and ye shall see Him support the travesty that is Intelligent Design unto its timely end, when all shall be shewn by Him that its reasoning be as clear as a well-made spaghetti sauce."
Nickopotamus says:
with or without meatballs?
Bailey says:
I cannot specify, for they didst not mention meatballs, and of that night the angels did say unto me, "Thou shalt not question Him as to the presence of meatballs. For they be of His making, and shalt be present when He deigns it be so, and such things are not for mortals to know before He grants them the vision of the meatballs."
Nickopotamus says:
what else was in the sauce?
Bailey says:
Tomato purée and mushrooms.
Nick and Sarah discuss theology at twenty past midnight on a Sunday night
posted by Nickopotamus | 9/11/2005 11:16:00 pm
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