Sockses...

It was late... I was tired... so...

Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Indeed - but onto happier things - SOCKS!
Bailey says:
WOO SOCKS!
Bailey says:
I got lots of new socks this week!
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Indeed - is there ANYWHERE a sock cannot go?
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Over hills and down dales?
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Around mobile phones and willies if you've run out of condoms?
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Don't answer that.
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Tired...
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Damn it - I would have really enjoyed a conversation about socks...
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Anyway, bed calls and I must take my pills to stop the furniture from talking to me.
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
"The mattress moves in mysterious ways..."
Bailey says:
You know *all* of this is being quoted, right?

And later...

Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Oh yes - having shaved properly today, my face is as smooth as a baby's arse - it's rather nice...
Bailey says:
:O
Bailey says:
RICHARD FEELS BABIES' ARSES!
Bailey says:
HE THINKS THEY FEEL NICE!
Bailey says:
PAEDOOOOOOOOOOO.....
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
They are nice - in a non-sexual way - oh Sarah, will you ever think of children in a non-sexual way...
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
Actually, it's less smooth than most girl's faces that I know, tbh, but still...
Bailey says:
Unfortunately, not when you're involved, because then I can use paedophilia jokes against you.
Richard Manns "she doesn't ooze sexuality, she just oozes" says:
I see - *shuffles in dodgy coat and gibbers*

Quite.

Dear Spammers - it's HOT-CHESTNUTS-ONLY-THEY'RE-YOUR-BOLLOCKS-THIS-TIME time...

I know where you live...
Well, I don't, but if you don't live within one of my court injunctions, I'll FIND YOU...

Yours sincerely,
The Grape Crusher

PS Hmmm... crunchy.