"Esquilax... as gentle as a rabbit..."

Bailey says:
mostly quite good - I've learned some things about stables in general

Bailey says:
some of these things include a) no matter which side of the pony I stand on when leading, it seems to be the wrong side by the time the instructor looks round, b) there is no effective way to discipline a pony who's being a little shit if there's someone on its back, and c) the smaller the pony, the greater the amount of dung left for you to clean out

Bailey says:
I can see the logic behind a) and b) but not really c)

James says:
How do you think the pony stayed small?