Yogurt solves all problems.
Richard: "Conscience is the one with a rash and a burning sensation, right?"
Richard: So a conscience is like thrush - when you get it, you're allowed to spread yoghurt on your undercarriage if/until it goes...
Richard: Sorry, mind wandering there.
Bailey: I kind of hope you've never had a crisis of conscience any time there's been a decent supply of yoghurt in your house.
Richard: My mum is the one with lots of conscience - at least, she likes her yoghurt.
Bailey: Where?
Richard: Ask my dad - apparently the conscience is found in hard-to-reach places.
Richard: So a conscience is like thrush - when you get it, you're allowed to spread yoghurt on your undercarriage if/until it goes...
Richard: Sorry, mind wandering there.
Bailey: I kind of hope you've never had a crisis of conscience any time there's been a decent supply of yoghurt in your house.
Richard: My mum is the one with lots of conscience - at least, she likes her yoghurt.
Bailey: Where?
Richard: Ask my dad - apparently the conscience is found in hard-to-reach places.
posted by Richard Manns | 7/30/2006 01:34:00 am
3 Comments:
I'm afraid I don't really understand why you put the "piggie cookies" bit in.
Also, I notice you can't decide which spelling to use for the dairy product in question. :P
I chose my spelling initially, but you resolutely used the one with an h, so I capitulated.
Heh. Insert appropriate children's song about how it's great to be different [here].
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