Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Special Guest Star: CF

"Vaginas are amazing! They have lips! Why can't they talk?"

"Pass me the new Strongbow. I need deliciousness."

"I'd deal on* Orlando Bloom, but I'd have to be raping him."

*"I'd deal on" is an Assassins-in-joke type of phrase derived from Deal or No Deal - saying you would "deal" on someone means you'd agree to have sex with them.

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