Note to self: they don't understand sarcasm. Stop using it.

Louise: I don't want to go to school on Monday.
Mammy [sarcasm]: Oh, well that's alright...
Me: Yeah, you can just stay home and watch TV all day. Then when you're 18 we'll kick you out on the street and you can live in a box.
Kathryn: OOH, can I?