Special guest 2: Ed Heaney

The following is a much reduced form of an MSN conversation with a very happy Heaney. 04/11/05.

Alchemist:
i am now on a massive sugar high

and being exuberant at everyone

Alchemist dances

Alchemist:
it's fantastic

i am unbelievably hyper

i am now listening to Survivor, Scooter, Rammstein and Ace of Base (on four different media players) ALL AT THE SAME TIME

and trying to dance to it

and succeeding only in bouncing around like a bouncing thing

there were about 3 heaped teaspoons of coffee, 10 sugar cubes, 3 heaped teaspoons of hot chocolate, about 2 teaspoons each of creme de cassis, red wine and honey

the rest was of course made with boiling water

the whole thing is pretty close to saturation point and only just staying as a solution

Bailey:
did it really all fit in one mug?

Alchemist:
yes

Bailey:
I have to try it at some point

Alchemist:
i have also eaten about half of a sainsbury's genoa cake thingy

which is fruit and sugar and additional fruit and additional sugar

and that is just adding to the fun

FEUER FREI. BANG BANG!
HOW MUCH IS THE FISH?
LOVE WILL COME TO YOU, YOU ARE ALWAYS 21
IT'S THE... EYE OF THE TIGER...

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later...
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Alchemist:
"You scored as Sex God.



You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the
knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've
read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or
you'll get put into place.

Sex God

96%

A Slave To BDSM

81%

A Romantic

23%

Virgin

3% "

Alchemist:
PROFIT

Alchemist wonders which of his toes is still a virgin.